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Say grace for the morning breakfast

When a pastor asks an older farmer to say grace for the morning breakfast, he got more than he was expecting. In a good way!

March 10, 2023 user Church and God jokes No Comment

Bill Gates’ Heavenly Reward

Bill Gates’ Heavenly Reward – What does Bill Gates have in common with the captain of the Titanic? Not nearly enough, as it turns out ….

May 13, 2022 user Church and God jokes No Comment

Because He had only one publication. And it was in Hebrew. And it had no references. And it wasn’t published in a refereed journal. And some even doubt He wrote it himself. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then?...

October 10, 2020 user Church and God jokes No Comment

Human being talks to God about time and money

At little Geoffrey’s first Sunday school class, they talked about the absolute power of God. Geoffrey was having a hard time conceiving this, so he asked his mother about it.

October 7, 2020 user Church and God jokes, Kid jokes No Comment

Church Bulletin Bloopers

Church Bulletin Bloopers – Actual bloopers from church bulletins. All names have been changed to John or Jane Doe to protect the innocent.

September 8, 2020 user Church and God jokes No Comment

Buying stamps at the post office

Buying stamps at the post office – what denomination would you like? A woman went to her local Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. The clerk, needing to know what stamps she wanted, asked her “What denomination would you like?”

September 5, 2020 user Church and God jokes No Comment

Church Dictionary

Church Dictionary — that word, I don’t think it means what you think it means … enjoy the jokes!

June 14, 2020 user Church and God jokes No Comment

Church Bulletin Errors

Sentences which actually appeared in a church bulletin or were announced in a service

June 12, 2020 user Church and God jokes No Comment

Reasons not to wash [Church joke]

If you took the same excuses that people use for not going to church and apply them to other important areas of life you’d realize how inconsistent we can be in our logic. For example: Reasons Not To Wash

May 7, 2020 user Church and God jokes No Comment

If Biblical Headlines were written by today’s newspapers

If Biblical Headlines were written by today’s newspapers On Moses and the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea: WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE Pursuing Environmentalists Killed

May 2, 2020 user Church and God jokes No Comment