One liner Snowman Jokes

One liner Snowman Jokes – A collection of one-liner jokes about snowmen – Happy Holidays

• What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
  Ice caps !
• What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
  Icebergers !
• Where do snowmen go to dance ?
  Snowballs !
• How do snowmen travel around ?
  By icicle !
• What sort of ball doesn’€™t bounce ?
  A snowball !

• How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
  You wake up wet !
• How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
  The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!
• How do snowmen greet each other?
  Ice to meet you!
• What do snow kids have for breakfast?
  Ice Krispies!
• What do snowmen have for breakfast?
  Snowflakes!
• What do snowmen like on their burgers?
  Chilly sauce!
• What do you call a snowman in the summer?
  A puddle
• What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
  Lost!
• What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
  A snowmobile!
• What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
  Frost bite !
• What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
  Frosty the Dough-man!
• What do you say to a stressed snowman?
  Chill out!
• What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
  A chill pill!
• What does a snowman’€™s wife put on her face at night?
  Cold cream!
• What is a Snowman’€™s favorite Drink?
  Ice Tea!
• What kind of cakes do snowmen like?
  The kind with lots of frosting!
• What’€™s a snowman’€™s favourite Mexican food?
  Brrrrrr-itos!
• Where do snowmen keep their money?
  In a ‘€œSnow”-bank!
• Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
  Because snowman is an island!
• Why is it so cold at Christmas?
  Because it’€™s Decembrrrrrrrr!
• What happened when the snowgirl had an argument with the snowboy ?
  She gave him the cold shoulder !