One liner Snowman Jokes – A collection of one-liner jokes about snowmen – Happy Holidays
- What do snowmen wear on their heads ?
Ice caps !
- What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
- Where do snowmen go to dance ?
- How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !
- What sort of ball doesn’t bounce ?
A snowball !
- How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !
- How can you tell a Snowman from a Snowwoman?
The Snowwoman is the one wearing the make-up!
- How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!
- What do snow kids have for breakfast?
- What do snowmen have for breakfast?
- What do snowmen like on their burgers?
- What do you call a snowman in the summer?
- What do you call a Snowman in the Tropics?
- What do you call a snowman on roller blades?
- What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !
- What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!
- What do you say to a stressed snowman?
- What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
- What does a snowman’s wife put on her face at night?
- What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink?
- What kind of cakes do snowmen like?
The kind with lots of frosting!
- What’s a snowman’s favourite Mexican food?
- Where do snowmen keep their money?
In a ‘Snow”-bank!
- Why did the snowman go to the middle of the lake?
Because snowman is an island!
- Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s Decembrrrrrrrr!
- What happened when the snowgirl had an argument with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !