One line Thanksgiving jokes, or ‘groaners’ as my mother-in-law calls them … unless Alex Trebek tells them, of course
- What did the turkey say just before he was roasted?
Boy, am I stuffed! - What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Plymouth Rock. - How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
It hugged the shore. - Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play. - What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY. - Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks. - What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape. - Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
To keep his wigwam. - Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
Thanksgiving Jokes
- Cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time
- Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey
- Funny Thanksgiving quotes
- Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey
- How to survive Thanksgiving at Liberal relatives
- Last Minute Turkey
- Stuff a turkey
- Thanksgiving Dinner Bribe
- Thanksgiving rules
- Thanksgiving Weather Forecast
- Things not to do at Thanksgiving
- Turkey Riddles
- Twas the Night of Thanksgiving