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Naming the twins

A woman is pregnant with twins when she gets into a car accident. She wakes up in the hospital and the doctor says her twins have already been delivered, a boy and a girl. But since she wasn’€™t around to name them, they had to ask her brother to give them legal names.

The woman was worried, because her brother was a bit of an idiot. ‘€œWhat did he name them?’€ she asked.

‘€œHe named the girl Denise,’€ the doctor said.

‘€œOh, that’€™s a nice name,’€ she said in relief. ‘€œWhat did he name the boy?’€

‘€œDenephew.’€

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