A woman is pregnant with twins when she gets into a car accident. She wakes up in the hospital and the doctor says her twins have already been delivered, a boy and a girl. But since she wasn’t around to name them, they had to ask her brother to give them legal names.
The woman was worried, because her brother was a bit of an idiot. ‘What did he name them?’ she asked.
‘He named the girl Denise,’ the doctor said.
‘Oh, that’s a nice name,’ she said in relief. ‘What did he name the boy?’
‘Denephew.’