Mosquito knock-knock jokes – From the lips of my children come this series of knock-knock jokes with a mosquito theme
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito just bit me!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Is he gone yet?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Willy.
Willy who?
Will he bite me again?