A woman takes her husband to the doctor.
Dr: What’s the problem Mrs Smith?
Mrs Smith: My husband has lost the ability to speak, he can only sing.
Dr: I see. Mr. Smith, what’s your wife’s name?
Mr Smith [singing]: My, My, My, Delilah!
Dr: And what do you think of her?
Mr Smith [singing] : She’s a lady!
Dr: And where do you live?
Mr Smith [singing]: The green, green grass of home.
Dr: OK Mrs Smith, your husband has an acute case of TJS.
Mrs Smith: TJS?
Dr: Yes, Tom Jones Syndrome.
Mrs Smith: Is it rare?
Dr [singing]: It’s not unusual!