Funny movie quotes from Pardon My Clutch starring the Three Stooges (Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Shemp Howard)
Moe: Don’t worry about everything. Anything will be okay.
Moe: He’s sleeping like a baby. It’s a shame to disturb him.
Larry: But he’s got to take his second pill so he can go to sleep!
Moe: Maybe you’ve got something there.
Claude: It can be caused by excessive use of the grey matter of the brain.
Moe: Aw, must be something else.
Shemp: Sure, can’t be that.
Larry: You know, fish is great brain food.
Moe: You should fish for a whale! [slaps Larry]
Moe: [to Larry] Shemp has passed out! Get some water!
Shemp: No, champagne.
Larry: Next time you come in, knock first. And then don’t come in!
Claude: [arrives with the old car he’s selling] Well, boys, there it is!
Larry: What is it?
Claude: A Columbus!
Shemp: Never mind who you bought it from, what is it?
Claude: I told you, a Columbus!
Moe: I thought he came over in a boat.
Shemp: Alright fellas, let’s get loaded.
Larry: Wait a minute, you know I don’t drink.
Moe: [hearing the sound of a tire deflating] What’re you hissin’ at me for?
Shemp: I ain’t hissin’ at you … but it ain’t a bad idea!