Funny movie quotes from Yes, We Have No Bonanza – starring the Three Stooges
From the Three Stooges short film, “Yes, We Have No Bonanza”, where Moe, Larry and Curly need to raise money to help their sweethearts’ father get out of debt to the villain, who’s robbed a bank – and the Stooges accidentally dig up his stolen loot while prospecting!
Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges short film Yes, We Have No Bonanza
Curly (Curly Howard): Hi, Boss.
Maxey: Late again?
Curly (Curly Howard): I couldn’t help it, Silver had a flat tire.
Moe (Moe Howard): One beer!
Curly (Curly Howard): One beer coming up.
[fills mug and holds it up in the air with one hand]
Curly (Curly Howard): 87,54,33 hike!
[throws the mug horizontally to Moe who catches it and puts it on the table]
Larry (Larry Fine): Draw one!
Curly (Curly Howard): Draw one!
[fills mug and holds it up in the air with one hand]
Curly (Curly Howard): Hike! On the way!
[throws the mug to Larry who catches it the wrong way, the contents of the mug fly out onto Moe, getting him soaked]
Larry (Larry Fine): I’m sorry, Moe.
Moe (Moe Howard): Don’t worry, it was just an accident.
[grabs the beer mug and smashes it on Larry’s head]
Moe (Moe Howard): That was no accident. Who did you think I was, a customer?
[grabs him by the hair]
Moe (Moe Howard): What kind of drink is that?
Curly (Curly Howard): That’s my own brand, a Western surprise.
Moe (Moe Howard): There’s no liquor in that!
Curly (Curly Howard): That’s the surprise!
Moe (Moe Howard): A dumb guy like that can dig up gold, so can we. C’mon.
Curly (Curly Howard): Ooh, we get to be gold diggers!
Curly (Curly Howard): I can see it now, I come home from a hard days work, I whistle for the dog and my wife comes out!
Curly (Curly Howard): I’ll cook the supper. How about scrambled eggs smothered in steak?
Larry (Larry Fine): Sounds swell to me. Where are the eggs?
Curly (Curly Howard): On top of the burro, so they’ll be nice and fresh in the sun.
Larry (Larry Fine): Yeah, well … get goin’ before we starve here. C’mon.
Curly (Curly Howard): Oh, fresh henfruit. Handle with care.
[tosses eggs to Moe]
Curly (Curly Howard): A sack of flour comin’ down!
[Tosses sack of flour down. Moe is forced to drop the eggs to catch the flour]
Larry (Larry Fine): Ya nitwit, now you broke the eggs!
[Newly hatched chicks are walking around the broken eggs]
Curly (Curly Howard): So what? We’ll have steak smothered in lamb chops … and maybe chicken on the side! Nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Larry (Larry Fine): Well, you fix it, I’ve got some prospecting to do. Hand me down that dynamite, and be careful!
Curly (Curly Howard): I’ll handle it as if it were eggs! … I mean, I’ll be careful!
Moe (Moe Howard): It’s all your fault! If you hadn’t thrown the rock, I wouldn’t have thrown the dynamite, and Yorick would still be here!
Larry (Larry Fine): Oh boy, solid gold!
Moe (Moe Howard): And 14 karat too!
Curly (Curly Howard): Carrots? That don’t look like a vegetable to me!
Moe (Moe Howard): I’ll give you a cauliflower ear! [slaps Curly]
Moe (Moe Howard): Them is bonds!
Larry (Larry Fine): Bonds? Whoever heard of getting bonds out of the ground?
Moe (Moe Howard): Why not, them is gold bonds!
Curly (Curly Howard): Gee, ain’t nature wonderful!
Moe (Moe Howard): And all the time I thought we had a bonanza.
Curly (Curly Howard): Yes, we have no bonanzas!