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Funny movie quotes from Pardon My Scotch

Funny movie quotes from Pardon My Scotch (1935) starring the Three StoogesMoe Howard,Larry FineCurly Howard

Moe (Moe Howard): Get the tools.
Larry (Larry Fine): What tools?
Moe (Moe Howard): The tools we been usin’ for the last ten years.
Larry (Larry Fine): Oh, those tools!

Salesman: Boy, do I feel low.  Hey, mix me a pick-up.
Curly (Curly Howard): He wants a derrick!

Moe (Moe Howard): Sneak up on it slow.
Curly (Curly Howard): I’ll be right behind you, don’t be afraid.

Moe (Moe Howard):Thisoughta pick him up!
Curly (Curly Howard): And put him down, too.

Larry (Larry Fine): Maybe we oughta humor him.
Curly (Curly Howard): I’ll marry him if there’s enough dough in it.

Scotsman: Are you laddies by any chance from Loch Lomond?
Curly (Curly Howard): No, we’re from Lock Jaw.

Hostess: The gentlemen are going to do their native dance.
Curly (Curly Howard): I ain’t gonna take my clothes off for anybody.

Hostess: We would like to have you do the Highland Fling.
Moe (Moe Howard): We ain’t much on the Highland Fling, Lady, but sure knock ’em dead with our Lowland Shin.
Hostess: A lowland shin?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, it’s the same as a fan dance, only ya do it in kilts!
Larry (Larry Fine): [to bagpipers] Lay on, MacDuff.

Moe (Moe Howard): Hoot, man.
Larry (Larry Fine): Hoot, man.
Moe (Moe Howard): Hoot.
Curly (Curly Howard): Hallelujah, hallelujah!

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