Funny movie quotes from Corny Casanovas

Funny movie quotes from Corny Casanovas starring the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes from Corny Casanovas, where the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Shemp) are unknowingly engaged to the same woman!

Funny movie quotes from Corny Casanovas starring the Three Stooges

Shemp: Gee, Moe, I’m sorry Moe, what mo’ can a fellow say? That’s all there is, there ain’t no mo’!


Shemp: Once the davenport is recovered, the place will be more presentable to the new bribes.
Moe: You mean brides.
Shemp: Anybody who’d marry you two would have to be bribed.


Moe: You’re getting to be a smart little imbecile.
Larry: Thank you!


Moe: (after being shot in the rear with dozens of tacks) I’m losing my mind!


Moe: (as Larry and Shemp pulls the tacks out of his rear) You’re pulling my heart out!


Larry: (after Moe has swallowed a tack) They won’t come out!
Shemp: The tacks went in — they must be in-come tacks!

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