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Funny movie quotes from Busy Buddies

Funny movie quotes from Busy Buddies (1944) starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard

Curly (Curly Howard): Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

customer: I’€™ll have a bowl of chicken soup.
Larry (Larry Fine): Say, how about our w…
customer: I said soup!
Larry (Larry Fine): Oh, you’€™ve been here before.

Moe (Moe Howard): Are you there, Chefy?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, and I’€™m staying here!

Moe (Moe Howard): Hey, quiz kid, if we get paid a penny a poster and hang 25 a day, when will we have 97 bucks?
Curly (Curly Howard): [Curly moves his finger around like an imaginary pencil on paper] Sunday night!
Moe (Moe Howard): Good.
Curly (Curly Howard): 1992!

Moe (Moe Howard): I thought I told you to get some practice.
Curly (Curly Howard): The cow didn’€™t know that, he threw me out!

Moe (Moe Howard): If it happens again, we’€™ll catch you.
Curly (Curly Howard): It won’€™t happen again.
Moe (Moe Howard): No?
Curly (Curly Howard): No, I’€™m not going in there again!

Larry (Larry Fine): Where do you get the milk from?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, yeah!
Moe (Moe Howard): Well, there’€™s a pipeline that connects the spare ribs and comes down through the chopped liver, connected by a homofagel, through the meat loaf.  You drop up here to liverwurst and a straight drop down to the auto club where you get your three gallons.
Curly (Curly Howard): Of milk?
Moe (Moe Howard): No, gas! Where was I?  Oh, yes, then you a round the side of thing here around the sukiyakata and that leaves the frankfurters and that’€™s it.
Curly (Curly Howard): Oh.
Moe (Moe Howard): Is that clear?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, that’€™s clear.  But where do you get the milk?

referee: [counting Curly out] One, two, three …
Moe (Moe Howard): [to Larry] He’€™s trapped, come on!
referee: four, five, six …
Moe (Moe Howard): C’€™mon, get up kid. You know we need that hundred bucks!
referee: seven, eight, nine …
Moe (Moe Howard): [to referee] Hey, how many chances will he get?
referee: One! [resumes counting] two, three, four, five …
[cow rings bell]
Curly (Curly Howard): Mighty close, wasn’€™t it?


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