Funny movie quotes from Busy Buddies (1944) starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard
Curly (Curly Howard): Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?
customer: I’ll have a bowl of chicken soup.
Larry (Larry Fine): Say, how about our w…
customer: I said soup!
Larry (Larry Fine): Oh, you’ve been here before.
Moe (Moe Howard): Are you there, Chefy?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, and I’m staying here!
Moe (Moe Howard): Hey, quiz kid, if we get paid a penny a poster and hang 25 a day, when will we have 97 bucks?
Curly (Curly Howard): [Curly moves his finger around like an imaginary pencil on paper] Sunday night!
Moe (Moe Howard): Good.
Curly (Curly Howard): 1992!
Moe (Moe Howard): I thought I told you to get some practice.
Curly (Curly Howard): The cow didn’t know that, he threw me out!
Moe (Moe Howard): If it happens again, we’ll catch you.
Curly (Curly Howard): It won’t happen again.
Moe (Moe Howard): No?
Curly (Curly Howard): No, I’m not going in there again!
Larry (Larry Fine): Where do you get the milk from?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, yeah!
Moe (Moe Howard): Well, there’s a pipeline that connects the spare ribs and comes down through the chopped liver, connected by a homofagel, through the meat loaf. You drop up here to liverwurst and a straight drop down to the auto club where you get your three gallons.
Curly (Curly Howard): Of milk?
Moe (Moe Howard): No, gas! Where was I? Oh, yes, then you a round the side of thing here around the sukiyakata and that leaves the frankfurters and that’s it.
Curly (Curly Howard): Oh.
Moe (Moe Howard): Is that clear?
Curly (Curly Howard): Yeah, that’s clear. But where do you get the milk?
referee: [counting Curly out] One, two, three …
Moe (Moe Howard): [to Larry] He’s trapped, come on!
referee: four, five, six …
Moe (Moe Howard): C’mon, get up kid. You know we need that hundred bucks!
referee: seven, eight, nine …
Moe (Moe Howard): [to referee] Hey, how many chances will he get?
referee: One! [resumes counting] two, three, four, five …
[cow rings bell]
Curly (Curly Howard): Mighty close, wasn’t it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4KupKtaK4o