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Funny movie quotes from Ants in the Pantry

Funny movie quotes from Ants in the Pantry, starring the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes from Ants in the Pantry starring the Three Stooges (Moe, Larry, Curly) where the Stooges are inept pest exterminators, who start spreading pests at a mansion in order to exterminate them!
Moe (Moe Howard): if they ain’t got ants, they ain’t got ants!
A. Mouser: So you give them ants, und mice, und moths, all sroough the houses; you Dummkopfs!

Curly (Curly Howard): [hiding behind a wire frame garbage can] How’d he see us?
Moe (Moe Howard): Must’ve been the garlic you ate last night.

Girl: [to Moe, unaware that her skirt has ripped off] Do you feel a draft?
Moe (Moe Howard): Draft?
Girl: Yes.
Moe (Moe Howard): No, I was exempted.

Curly (Curly Howard): Thanks for the dance, or whatever you might call it?

Girl: What’s the matter?
Curly (Curly Howard): [being pulled out of his chair by Larry, sight unseen] Can’t you see that I’m falling for you?

Moe (Moe Howard): [trying to wrap a chain around Curly’s waist as an impromptu belt] If you didn’t have TB, I could get this around you.
Curly (Curly Howard): What do you mean, TB?
Moe (Moe Howard): Two bellies.

[the Stooges as pest exterminators drumming up business & ruining a society dinner]
Moe (Moe Howard): [to Larry, carrying bear trap]
Larry (Larry Fine): You never know, we might run into a bear.
Moe (Moe Howard): Yeah, like my bare hand! [slaps Larry]

Moe (Moe Howard): What school to you go to?
Curly (Curly Howard): Oxford!
Moe (Moe Howard): You should go back to loafers! [stamps Curly’s foot]

Larry (Larry Fine): Say, whatever happened in 1776?
Curly (Curly Howard): What street?

Curly (Curly Howard): What does he think I am, a rat?
Moe (Moe Howard): [menacingly] Yeah!
Curly (Curly Howard): Well, you didn’t have to tell everybody.

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