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Fractured Christmas Carols

Fractured Christmas CarolsChristmas Carols, as children recite them — to hilarious effect!

Fractured Christmas Carols – No one can fracture a Christmas Carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

  • Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly
  • We three kings of porridge and tar
  • On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me
  • Later on we’ll expire, as we dream by the fire.
  • He’s makin’ a list, chicken and rice.
  • Noel. Noel, Barney’s the king of Israel.
  • With the jelly toast proclaim
  • Olive, the other reindeer.
  • Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say
  • Sleep in heavenly peas
  • In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown
  • You’ll go down in Listerine
  • Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay
  • Come, froggy faithful
  • You’ll tell Carol, “Be a skunk, I require”
  • Good tidings we bring to you and your kid

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