Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes – Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens’ classic book, ‘A Christmas Carol’
Someone bought Ebeneezer Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
Why did he do that?
He was trying to save time!
What’s Ebeneezer Scrooge’s favorite Christmas game?
Mean-opoly.
Ebeneezer Scrooge broke his clock, he punched and then stamped on it
Why did he do that?
He said it was self-defense. He said the clock struck first!
Teacher: If I have 20 cents and ask Ebeneezer Scrooge for another 30 cents, how much will I have?
Pupil: 20 cents, teacher!
Teacher: You don’t know your arithmetic.
Pupil: Please, miss, you don’t know Scrooge!
Scrooge: “Are you superstitious?”
“Not at all”, came the reply.
“Good”, Scrooge said. “Then will you lend me $13, please?”