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Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes

Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes – Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens’ classic book, ‘A Christmas Carol’

Someone bought Ebeneezer Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
Why did he do that?
He was trying to save time!

What’s Ebeneezer Scrooge’s favorite Christmas game?

Ebeneezer Scrooge broke his clock, he punched and then stamped on it
Why did he do that?
He said it was self-defense. He said the clock struck first!

Teacher: If I have 20 cents and ask Ebeneezer Scrooge for another 30 cents, how much will I have?
Pupil: 20 cents, teacher!
Teacher: You don’€™t know your arithmetic.
Pupil: Please, miss, you don’t know Scrooge!

Scrooge: “Are you superstitious?”
“Not at all”, came the reply.
“Good”, Scrooge said. “Then will you lend me $13, please?”

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