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Conservative or Leftist test

Conservative or Leftist test – If you’ve ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

  • If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
  • If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
  • If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him..
  • If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
  • If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and Jesus silenced.
  • If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
  • If a conservative reads this, he’ll post it. A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended.”

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