Song Lyrics Archives - Best Clean Funny Jokes

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It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

Expelled from college for poor eyesight

Father’s Whiskers

Hunk of Tin

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Knees Up Mother Brown

This Old Man

Arabella Miller - children's song, with hand motions, sung to the tune of 'Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star' - and who doesn't like a caterpillar?

Arabella Miller

The Arkansas Traveler

The Bear

Song lyrics to 'Bicycle Built For Two' (also known as 'Daisy Bell'), written by Harry Dacre

Bicycle Built For Two (Daisy Bell)