Expelled from college for poor eyesight
Expelled from college for poor eyesight – You would think that this would violate the federal ADA law, but you would be wrong …
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Father’s Whiskers
Song lyrics to ‘Father’s Whiskers’ – a silly children’s song
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Hunk of Tin
Song lyrics to ‘Hunk of Tin’ – a silly children’s song, complete with actions for the kids
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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Song lyrics to ‘John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt’ – the classic children’s silly song
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Knees Up Mother Brown
Song lyrics to ‘Knees Up Mother Brown’, a traditional silly song for children
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This Old Man
Song lyrics to ‘This Old Man’ (also known as Knick-Knack Paddywhack), the children’s silly song
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Arabella Miller
Arabella Miller – children’s song, with hand motions, sung to the tune of ‘Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star’ – and who doesn’t like a caterpillar? Little Arabella Miller Had a fuzzy caterpillar (Tickle palm with two fingers) First it crawled up on her mother (Walk fingers up left arm) Then...
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The Arkansas Traveler
‘The Arkansas Traveler’ is a song disguised as a joke – or possibly a joke disguised as a song Oh, once upon a time in Arkansas, An old man sat in his little cabin door And fiddled at a tune that he liked to hear, A jolly old...
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The Bear
The Bear – a funny little children’s ‘echo song’ The other day, (The other day) I met a bear, (I met a bear) Up in the woods, (Up in the woods) A way up there! (A way up there!) The other day I met a bear, Up in...
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Bicycle Built For Two (Daisy Bell)
Song lyrics to ‘Bicycle Built For Two’ (also known as ‘Daisy Bell’), written by Harry Dacre There is a flower Within my heart, Daisy, Daisy! Planted one day By a glancing dart, Planted by Daisy Bell! Whether she loves me Or loves me not, Sometimes it’s hard to...
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