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Baby Boomer Anthems

Baby Boomer Anthems – song titles, rewritten for the now-aging baby boomer population

Baby boom songs re-released with new lyrics suitable for an aging audience.

  • The Beatles–“I Get By with a Little Help From Depends”
  • Carly Simon–“You’re So Varicose Vein”
  • The Bee Gees–“How Can You Mend a Broken Hip”
  • Roberta Flack–“The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face”
  • Johnny Nash–“I Can’t See Clearly Now”
  • Procol Harem–“A Whiter Shade of Hair”
  • Herman’s Hermits–“Mrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Walker”
  • The Who–“Talkin’ ‘Bout My Medication”
  • The Troggs–“Bald Thing”
  • The Doors– “Hello, I love you. Won’t you tell me my name.”
  • Paul Simon — “Fifty Ways to Lose your Liver.”
  • The Commodores — “Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom”
  • Marvin Gaye — “Heard It Through the Grape Nuts”
  • Leo Sayer — “You Make Me Feel Like Napping”
  • The Temptations — “Papa’s got a Kidney Stone
  • Abba — “Denture Queen”
  • Tony Orlando — “Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall”
  • Helen Reddy — “I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore”
  • Willie Nelson — “On the Commode Again”
  • Leslie Gore — “It’s My Procedure and I’ll Cry If I Want To”

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