A Wife’s Revenge – Husbands out there – *never* get your wife angry – or you won’t have a ‘remote’ chance of happiness
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after bagging items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a TV remote in her purse.
“So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.
“No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most nasty thing that I could do to him that was still legal.”