Understanding What a Woman Means – As any man who has been married can tell you (and a good many boyfriends *think* they know), there is a vast gulf between what your wife *says* and what she *means* — this handy guide will help you know which is which!
- We need really means I want
- You want really means You need
- It’s your decision really means The correct decision should be obvious by now ‘ fail to make it and you will pay.
- We need to talk really means I need to complain
- Do what you want really means You’ll pay for this later.
- You’re … so manly really means You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
- Sure’¦ go ahead really means I don’t want you to.
- I’m not upset really means Of course I’m upset, you moron!
- I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! really means I’m on my period.
- This kitchen is so inconvenient really means I want a new house.
- You have to learn to communicate. really means Just agree with me.
- Yes really means No
- No really means No
- Maybe really means No
- I heard a noise really means I noticed you were almost asleep.
- Do you love me? really means I’m going to ask for something expensive.
- How much do you love me? really means I did something you’re not going to like.
- I’ll be ready in a minute. really means Be patient I’ll be a while.
- Am I a little fat? really means Tell me I’m beautiful.
- I’m sorry.really means You’ll be sorry.
- Do you like this recipe? really means It’s easy to fix, so get used to it.
- Was that the baby? really means Why don’t you wake up and deal with the baby.
- I’m not yelling! really means Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
- All we’re going to buy is a soap dish really means Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?