Alligator sandwich – Really, if you could have any kind of sandwich, would you order an alligator sandwich?
A man walked into a sandwich shop and saw a sign that said, “We make all kinds of sandwiches”.
He asked the man behind the counter, “Any kind of sandwich?”
The man behind the counter replied, “Yes, any kind of sandwich at all. What will you have?”
The man replied, “I’ll have an alligator sandwich – and make it snappy!”