I never make way for fools – What happens when two rival professors meet, walking towards each other along a narrow street …
A professor was one day walking along a very narrow street when he came face to face with a rival. The street was too narrow for two to pass.
The rival, pulling himself up to his full height, said haughtily, “I never make way for fools!”
Smiling, the professor stepped aside and said, “I always do.”