What is Murphy’s Law? Anything that can go wrong will! What is Cole’s Law? The punchline! Enjoy the joke!
Clown 1: What is Murphy’s Law?
Clown 2: “Anything that can go wrong, will.”
Clown 1: Good. And what is Segal’s law?
Clown 2: “A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.”
Clown 1: Excellent: And what is Cole’s Law?
Clown 2: Thinly sliced cabbage, with mayonnaise and carrots.