Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating – Are you *ever* too old for Trick or Treat? Apparently so!
- You get winded from knocking on the door.
- You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
- You ask for high fiber candy only.
- When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
- People say, ‘Great Keith Richards mask!’ and you’re not wearing a mask.
- When the door opens you yell, ‘Trick or…’ and can’t remember the rest.
- By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
- You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
- You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
- You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.