Top 10 differences between an IRS agent and a vampire?

Top 10 differences between an IRS agent and a vampire? One is a bloodsucking leech that preys on the living, the other is fictional!

What is the difference between an IRS agent and a vampire?

  1. Once you’re drained dry, the vampire will stop.
  2. The vampire can be repelled by garlic; nothing stops the IRS
  3. The vampire is an evil entity, despised by the living, that sleeps in a coffin; the IRS agent sleeps in a bed
  4. A vampire has to be invited into your home; an IRS agent comes in without a search warrant
  5. A vampire can siphon the will from a living victim; an IRS agent can siphon everything else
  6. A vampire can “turn” his victims into a lifeless ghoul like himself; the IRS has government recruiters
  7. A vampire can change shape into a bat; the IRS agent can say “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”
  8. A vampire is repelled by the Cross; nothing stops an IRS agent
  9. In the movies, a vampire occasionally shows remorse for his victims
  10. A vampire has some scruples

 

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    • Nivek
    • March 1, 2016
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    No. 9 should be N0. 1

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