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Some differences between men and women

Some differences between men and women – A *very* humorous list of some of the differences between men and women

  • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’€™t want.
  • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  • To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
  • Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die.
  • Any married man should forget his mistakes – there’€™s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
  • Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow seem to deteriorate during the night.
  • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’€™t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’€™t change & she does.
  • A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
  • There are two times when a man doesn’€™t understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage.

 

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