How do you prefer your rice?

How do you prefer your rice? – Boiled? Fried? or … something else? Just ask this long-waiting girlfriend …

The young woman really thought she’d been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night, her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, “So . . . how do you like your rice? Boiled? Or fried?”

Without missing a beat, she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, “Thrown.”

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