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Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes

Ebeneezer Scrooge jokes – Short jokes dealing with the fictional tightwad Ebeneezer Scrooge, from Charles Dickens’ classic book, ‘A Christmas Carol’

Someone bought Ebeneezer Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
Why did he do that?
He was trying to save time!

What’€™s Ebeneezer Scrooge’€™s favorite Christmas game?
Mean-opoly.

Ebeneezer Scrooge broke his clock, he punched and then stamped on it
Why did he do that?
He said it was self-defense. He said the clock struck first!

Ebenezer Scrooge jokesTeacher: If I have 20 cents and ask Ebeneezer Scrooge for another 30 cents, how much will I have?
Pupil: 20 cents, teacher!
Teacher: You don’€™t know your arithmetic.
Pupil: Please, miss, you don’€™t know Scrooge!

Scrooge: Are you superstitious?’€™
‘€˜Not at all,’€™ came the reply.
‘€˜Good,’€™ Scrooge said. ‘€˜Then will you lend me $13 please?’€™

 

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