Dog food diet

Dog Food Diet

Dog food diet – it works great, with just one side effect – enjoy the joke!

While at Wal-Mart buying a bag of dog food. in the checkout line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.  On impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog. I’m starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital last time.

I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms!

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. All you do is load your pockets with food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well, and I am going to try it again. (I should add that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story).

Horrified, this lady asked if I ended up in ICU because the dog food poisoned me. I told her, “No, I was hit by a bus while chasing a car.”

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard

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