Red Skelton jokes

Red Skelton's Gertrude and Heathcliff

Gertrude and Heathcliff jokes

Gertrude and Heathcliff  jokes by Red Skelton, about his seagull friends – flapping their wings, the ship of fools, and an elephant with a cold in the nose As  Red Skelton  used to say, there were these two seagulls named Gertrude and Heathcliff:

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I crossed a hummingbird with a doorbell

I crossed a hummingbird with a doorbell

I crossed a hummingbird with a doorbell Red Skelton told the story of two seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliffe …

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Red Skelton's Gertrude and Heathcliff

Red Skelton’s Gertrude and Heathcliff – birthday present

Red Skelton’s Gertrude and Heathcliff – birthday present Red Skelton often told jokes about his seagull friends, Gertrude and Heathcliffe – two seagulls … Gertrude says to Heathcliff, “I know we said we weren’t giving each other anything for our birthdays but this year I am giving you something.”

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