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Do you have the time?

What time is it?
A gentleman was waiting at the bus stop, waiting to go home at the end of the day.  Another man walks up to him and asks him if he would give him the time.  Strangely, the first man totally ignores the request.  After a brief pause, the second...
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Who’s going to tie my bow tie?

Who’s going to tie my bow tie? The wrong question for the henpecked husband to ask his domineering wife … possibly his last question! Enjoy! A henpecked husband was advised by his psychiatrist to assert himself. “You don’t have to let your wife bully you,” the doctor said....
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Man Rules

Man Rules
Man Rules – At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down…Finally, the guys’ side of the story ( I gotta admit, they’re pretty good.)
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Answers about Marriage from Children

Love, lust and marriage
1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (written by children) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10 No...
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Will you remarry?

Will you remarry?This joke is proof that you should never, ever discuss with your spouse the possibility of remarriage after the death of that spouse. Ever.
Will you remarry?This joke is proof that you should never, ever discuss with your spouse the possibility of remarriage after the death of that spouse. Ever.
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