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Why I Like Retirement

Q: How many days in a week?
A: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Q: When is a retiree’s bedtime?
A: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Q: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it takes all day.

Q: What is the biggest complaint from retirees?
A: There’s not enough time to get everything done.

Q: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
A: Because the title comes with a 10% discount.

Q: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
A: Tied shoes.

Q: Why do retirees count pennies?
A: They’re the only ones who have the time.

Q: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
A: Insanity!

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