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Vacation Term Translation

Vacation Term Translation – Did you ever wonder what some of those ad terms about far-away vacation spots really mean? Wonder no more!

In case any of you are thinking about picking a vacation spot, be aware of the following advertising lingo…

  • Old world charm = No bath
  • Tropical = Rainy
  • Majestic setting = A long way from town
  • Options galore = Nothing is included in the itinerary
  • Secluded hideaway = Impossible to find or get to
  • Pre-registered rooms = Already occupied
  • Explore on your own = Pay for it yourself
  • Knowledgeable trip hosts = They’ve flown in an airplane before
  • No extra fees = No extras

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