Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday, or Father’s Day) – seriously. No matter what you think, he *doesn’t* want these things. Honest.
- Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage
- Any knick-knack. Absolutely none. It doesn’t matter if he loves Emmett Kelly– none.
- Tickets to the ballet, opera, or anything similar.
- Another new tie – it doesn’t matter how cute it is, or if it lights up
- A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket
- New teddy bear pajamas – especially if they have feet
- Vacuum cleaner
- A weekend seminar on “Getting in Touch With Your Feelings”, especially if it’s led by Alan Alda
- Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers
- A nose and ear hair trimmer (we’re talking about what he wants, not what he needs)