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Everybody has trouble cooking Thanksgiving dinner for the first time — even so, this is ridiculous … The clown was spending his first Thanksgiving dinner apart from his family. Trying to make the most of the holiday, he prepared a traditional Thanksgiving dinner for himself. By himself. Alone....
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November 15, 2012 user
Clown jokes, Thanksgiving jokes
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The turkey shot out of the ovenand rocketed into the air,it knocked every plate off the tableand partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner andburst with a deafening boom,then splattered all over the kitchen,completely obscuring the room.
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November 15, 2012 user
Thanksgiving jokes
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On the way to Thanksgiving, the youngest grandchild calls on the way to her house: “Grandma, I can hardly wait to see that turkey, and the big smile on your face!” The grandmother replies, “Which are you most excited to see?”
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November 11, 2012 user
Thanksgiving jokes
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Things not to do at Thanksgiving – Frankly, this sounds like a list of things that my younger brother would do — please don’t!
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November 8, 2012 user
Thanksgiving jokes
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Finding the Thanksgiving Turkey – Shopping for turkey for the Thanksgiving meal A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one large enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied,...
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November 5, 2012 user
Thanksgiving jokes
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Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? A: The outside! Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band? A: Because he had the drumsticks Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted? A: Boy! I’m stuffed! Q: What’s the key to...
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November 1, 2012 user
Thanksgiving jokes
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It’s the day before Christmas, and the butcher is just locking up when a man pounds on the door. “Please let me in,” says the man, “I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.”
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December 11, 2007 user
Christmas jokes, Thanksgiving jokes
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