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Only $62.50 - Dave Barry tells a joke about when he was hospitalized and Jack Benny came to see him …

Celebrity jokes

Only $62.50

It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

Farmer Kellog's Ram - A truly atrocious pun ... especially if you remember a certain jingle for a certain breakfast cereal ...

Farmer Kellog’s Ram – pun alert!

The butcher's pun

The butcher’s pun

The dogs of Munich - An atrocious pun ... and to think they made a musical out of this!

The dogs of Munich

Still more witty sayings for lexophiles

Pigeon Pun

Pigeon Pun

M*A*S*H - doing inventory - From the old M*A*S*H TV show - Hawkeye and Margaret are taking inventory ... and it turns into a series of Henway jokes! Enjoy!

MAS*H – doing inventory

Baskin Robins

Superman's x-ray vision - So, where *does* Superman's x-ray vision come from?

Superman’s x-ray vision

Christmas string

Christmas string

The Zoo Keeper