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Obama, St. Peter and the Devil

President Obama looking goofy
While walking down Pennsylvania Avenue one fine afternoon on his way back to the White House to sign executive orders banning certain types of ammunition and edible school lunches, President Barack Obama is tragically hit by a Prius and dies. “Welcome to Heaven, Mr. Obama“, St. Peter says....
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Affordable Plumbing Act

Affordable plumbing act
Only weeks after leaving office on Jan. 20, 2017, former President Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Troy the Plumber to come out and fix it. Troy drives to Obama’€™s new house, which is located in a very exclusive, gated community near Chicago...
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Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?

President Obama looking goofy
Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal? … which one? Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?” Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running? Bob: “No, the other one.” Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?” Bob: “No, the other one.” Jim: “You mean the State...
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Barack Obama met with the Queen of England

President Obama looking goofy
Barack Obama met with the Queen of England – but will Joe Biden pass the Queen’s intelligence test? He asked her, ‘€œYour Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give me?’€ ‘€œWell,’€ said the Queen, ‘€œthe most important thing is...
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President Obama tries to cash a check

President Obama looking goofy
President Obama tries to cash a check – but how can he prove his identity? President Barack Obama, surrounded by his normal retinue of Secret Service agents, walks into the Chicago branch office of a regional bank to cash a check. ‘€œGood morning, ma’€™am,’€ he says to the...
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