Halloween Archives - Best Clean Funny Jokes

Jokes that are clean, funny, and for you!

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It is not my father - A joke told by Bob Newhart on a British television interview:

Celebrity jokes

It is not my father

The Thing approaching the crew with murderous intent - "The Thing from Another World"

Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes from The Thing from Another World

Helping our daughter to go green - after the girl wanted to go green, these loving parents are going to HELP her …

Helping our daughter to go green

Elon Musk on overregulation

Elon Musk on overregulation

I would like to withdraw $10

I would like to withdraw $10

Halloween Jokes by Red Skelton, as told on his long-running television show

Red Skelton Halloween Jokes

Funny movie quotes from The Raven (1963) starring Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Boris Karloff, Jack Nicholson, Hazel Court

Funny movie quotes from The Raven

Monster Mash lyrics

Monster Mash lyrics

Medical residents at the Halloween costume party

Medical residents at the Halloween costume party

Vacationing in Transylvania - joke - pun alert

Vacationing in Transylvania

Left your broom behind

Left your broom behind

Funny Halloween quotes

Funny Halloween quotes

Dressed as an IRS agent for Halloween

Dressed as an IRS agent for Halloween