Question and Answer Independence Day jokes – A list of question and answer jokes about Independence Day, the 4th of July, patriotism, etc.
- What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British! - What did King George III think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting! - Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry! - Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
To get to the other tide! - What do you call a parade of German mercenaries?
A Hessian procession! - What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
Yankee Poodle! - Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up! - What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite dessert?
Monti jello! - Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?”
Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.”