How to call the police

George was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the...
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Why God never got tenure…

Because He had only one publication. And it was in Hebrew. And it had no references. And it wasn’t published in a refereed journal. And some even doubt He wrote it himself. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then?...
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Memo to the family dogs

Memo to the family dogs – the question is, who sent the memo? Dear Dogs, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note: Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate...
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Funny movie quotes from The Bullfighters

Funny movie quotes from The Bullfighters, Laurel and Hardy’s final American film – and very funny! [debarking from an airplane, Stanley’s shaking his legs]Oliver Hardy: What’s the matter with you?Stan Laurel: I haven’t got my air legs.
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Funny movie quotes from Justice League

Funny movie quotes from Justice League – the 2017 action film from the DC Extended Universe Arthur Curry: Honestly… I think we’re gonna be dead way before that. And you know what? I don’t mind. It’s an honorable end. But we’ve gotta shut Steppenwolf down. Superman’s a no-show....
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