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New Year’s resolution to quit smoking

New Year’s resolution to quit smoking – It’s always easy to talk about quitting smoking .. but taking *this* first step is easy …

A young man at a New Year’s party turned to his friend and asked him for a cigarette.

“I thought you made a New Year’s resolution to quit smoking,” said his friend.

“I’m in the process of quitting,” the man replied, “Right now, I am in the middle of phase one.”

“What’s phase one?’” asked his friend.

“I’ve quit buying.”

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