I let my husband go out with the boys once a week. You’re very understanding! Not really; it’s his duty, after all.
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February 26, 2015 user
Marriage jokes
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Who was that girl I saw you with at the dance last night? I wasn’t with anyone at the dance last night. I saw you talking to a fat, homely girl at the dance last night …
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February 25, 2015 user
Dating jokes
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British officer addressing the troops in a foreign land – A very old joke, going back (at least) to World War II. I first heard it as ‘The British Officer in Rangoon’
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February 24, 2015 user
Military Jokes
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The new recruit at guard duty – What happens when the new recruit on guard duty challenges the General? The new recruit, on guard duty for the first time, was told to challenge anyone who didn’t have a blue card. The General came to the gate. He didn’t have...
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February 23, 2015 user
Military Jokes
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Immunizations in the Navy – In the Navy, how many injections are too many? In the service, you tend to be inoculated against everything, whether you need it or not. The story is told of the carrier pilot, who after receiving his umpteenth injection, asked for a drink of water.
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February 22, 2015 user
Military Jokes
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How long submarines can stay underwater – When naval officers brag about how long their submarines can stay underwater – laughter results! Enjoy! One American, one Russian and one German naval officer try to decide who’s submarines are the best.
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February 21, 2015 user
Military Jokes
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Life in the Marine Corps – A very interesting letter from home from a new marine – be sure to read to the end for the punch line! Enjoy the joke! Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine...
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February 20, 2015 user
Military Jokes
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McDonnell Douglas customer questionnaire – No, this wasn’t actually done by McDonnell Douglas – but wouldn’t it be funny if it were? Actually, it’s funny anyway! Enjoy the joke! Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In order to protect your new investment, please take a few...
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February 20, 2015 user
Military Jokes
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Palm Sunday – See what happens when you miss going to church? One Palm Sunday, a little boy had a sore throat and had to stay home from church with a sitter. When the rest of the family came home, they were carrying palm branches. The little boy asked...
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February 18, 2015 user
Church and God jokes, Easter jokes
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Easter Sunday children’s sermon – A pastor should *never* ask a child an open-ended question like this … but at least we know what brand of panties the child’s mom buys. On Easter Sunday, the minister was giving the children’s sermon. He reached into a bag and pulled out...
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February 17, 2015 user
Easter jokes
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