Politician decides between Heaven and Hell – While walking down the street one day, a corrupt politician is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in,...
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March 13, 2015 user
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Only weeks after leaving office on Jan. 20, 2017, former President Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Troy the Plumber to come out and fix it. Troy drives to Obama’s new house, which is located in a very exclusive, gated community near Chicago...
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March 11, 2015 user
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Did you ever wonder how President Obama would react to a zombie outbreak? Probably with the following:
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March 9, 2015 user
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Q: How many days in a week? A: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Q: When is a retiree’s bedtime? A: Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it takes all day. Q:...
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March 8, 2015 user
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A man was exploring the African jungle and came upon a tribe of natives, their presence underscored by the distinctive and monotonous beating of drums. The man spoke with the tribe and they allowed him to stay with them and sleep on their grounds. The first night, the...
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March 6, 2015 user
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A woman is pregnant with twins when she gets into a car accident. She wakes up in the hospital and the doctor says her twins have already been delivered, a boy and a girl. But since she wasn’t around to name them, they had to ask her brother...
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March 5, 2015 user
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A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, cooks, all sorts of things. The grandfather is saying in a controlled voice: ‘Easy, William, we won’t be long . . . easy boy.’
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March 5, 2015 user
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Rum & ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey & ice will ruin your heart.
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March 4, 2015 user
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Due to the large number of jobs moving from California to Texas, Texas has compiled a Californian to Texan translation guide
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February 27, 2015 user
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I have the fastest racehorse in the county. Why, just last week she was racing, three lengths ahead, when she stopped in the middle of the racetrack, and gave birth to a foal! Why, what an amazing story. It’s a pity you lost the race. What do you...
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February 26, 2015 user
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