Funny movie quotes from Monkey Businessmen (1946) starring the Three Stooges – Moe, Larry, Curly
Funny movie quotes from Monkey Businessmen (1946) starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard
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Moe Howard: [seeing Larry crawling along the floor] I always knew he was a groundhog.
[Curly pulls a wad of cash out of an umbrella]
Moe Howard: Money! Moola! [to Curly] I accept your apology!
Larry: And you can come with us!
[Larry takes Curly’s temperature]
Moe Howard: What’s it say?
Larry: 90 proof!
Male Nurse: Gentlemen?
Larry [looking around]: Who came in?
Male Nurse: What do you think you’re doin’?
Moe Howard: Breathing!
Male Nurse: Well, cut it out! It ain’t on the schedule!
Moe Howard: [to Larry] Dr. Windbag, I presume?
Larry: Well, blow me down!
Moe Howard: He’s out like a light! What did you give him?
Curly Howard: [holding a mallet and a black bottle] Ether!
Moe Howard: Ether?
Curly Howard: Either the mallet or the bottle!
Moe Howard: We’ll fool that guy! We’ll cut through your skull so fast, he won’t know the difference!
Curly Howard: But what about me?
Moe Howard: You won’t know the difference either.
Curly Howard: What are you doing in there? [to Moe and Larry locked in the steam room] What are you so steamed up about?
Curly Howard: [after chasing a shapely female nurse, only to be slapped and thrown threw a door, with a serving tray thrown through the hole in the door and hitting him on the head] I can take a hint!
Love how the scream and the slap take place off screen before he goes through the door.
Love how the scream and the slap take place off screen before he goes through the door.
Love how the scream and the slap take place off screen before he goes through the door.