Funny movie quotes from Guns A Poppin‘ (1957) starring the Three Stooges – Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Joe Besser
Judge (Vernon Dent): Were you ever indicted?
Moe Howard: Not since I was a baby, your honor.
Joe Besser: This area’s fine for hunting!
Larry Fine: How do you know?
Joe Besser: There’s a sign outside that says “Fine for Hunting”.
Larry Fine: You’re gonna have noodles for breakfast?
Moe Howard: Make it spaghetti.
Larry Fine: Okay.
Joe Besser: How do you want your eggs?
Moe Howard: Sunny side down. And don’t turn ’em over.
Moe Howard: If there’s anything I like better than honey and catsup, it’s bologna and whipped cream – and we don’t have any.
Moe Howard: You’re right – there is a bear out there. You boys go out and shoot him. I’d go with you, but my nerves won’t let me.
Joe Besser: Yeah, I don’t have the nerve either.
Moe Howard: Larry, you do it then.
Larry Fine: Alright, but if that bear kills me, I’ll never speak to you again.
Mad Bill Hookup (Joe Palma): Say, that’s a nice gun you’ve got there.
Moe Howard: Yeah, I got it for my bar mitzvah.