Funny movie quotes from A Plumbing We Will Go starring the Three Stooges
Funny movie quotes from the Three Stooges short film, ‘A Plumbing We Will Go’ – one of their funniest movies!
Prosecutor: Now were you, or were you not, on the night of June 13th in Mrs. Throttlebottom’s chicken coop?
Curly (Curly Howard): Soitenly not! I was in the house?
Prosecutor: What house?
Larry (Larry Fine): The dog house!
Curly (Curly Howard): Nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Curly (Curly Howard): Say why don’t you call your stops?
Moe (Moe Howard): This is far enough I guess.
Larry (Larry Fine): Where are we?
Curly (Curly Howard): What do you care as long as we’re not in jail.
Curly (Curly Howard): We’re plumbers!
Moe (Moe Howard): Three of the best plumbers that ever plumbed a plum!
Moe (Moe Howard): Where’s the leak, boy?
Butler: In the basement.
Larry (Larry Fine): Where’s the basement?
Curly (Curly Howard): Upstairs!
Moe (Moe Howard): Up to the basement!
Moe (Moe Howard): What do you know about plumbing.
Larry (Larry Fine): Nothing.
Moe (Moe Howard): That’s fine, give me a hand.
Curly (Curly Howard): A simple job for simple people!
The cook (Dudley Dickerson): This house has sure gone crazy!
Moe (Moe Howard): [Larry has accidentally poked a hole in the furnace vent] Hey, are you smokin’?
Larry (Larry Fine): No, but the pipe is.
Moe (Moe Howard): The pi – uh’¦ why, you lamebrain! Ya wanna get us suffocated? Put some tape on it!
Larry (Larry Fine): [checks his pockets] We forgot the tape!
Moe (Moe Howard): Well, we had to forget somethin’ or we wouldn’t be plumbers.
Man in shower: I beg your pardon!
Curly (Curly Howard): Why, why did you do?
Moe (Moe Howard): Who said you needs brains to be a plumber?
Moe (Moe Howard): This ain’t a house, this is a sieve!
Moe (Moe Howard): This is all your fault, you! Look what you did! Get another piece of pipe!
Curly (Curly Howard): I resent that!
Moe (Moe Howard): [threateningly] What are you going to do about it?
Curly (Curly Howard): I’m gonna get another piece of pipe.